Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Hamri Techer Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Garlfrend: Kyon Tumhen Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Vo Hamesha 'Bas Class Yah Karo Class Vo Karo' Kahti Rahti Hai Par Hamare Skool Men To Class Naam Ka Koi Hai Hi Nahin
Premika Apne Premi Pappu Se: Mujhe Rupayon Ki Aavashyakata Hai Kal Shaam Tak Hajar Rupayon Ki Vyavastha N Kar Saki To Beijjati Se Bachne Ke Liye Mujhe Jahar Pina Padega Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte Ho? Pappu: Hani Maaf Karna Mere Paas To Jara Sa Bhi Jahar Nahin Hai
Techer: Batao Agar Ek Chhota Grah Prithvi Se Takra Jayega To Kya Hoga? Pappu: Tann Ki Aawaj Aag Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyoki Ye Duniya...... Ye Duniya Pital Di
Pappu: Log Kahte Hai Ki Ham Apni Galtiyon Se Sikhate Hain Techer: Ha Bilkul Sahi Hai Pappu: Isiliye Main Itani Galtiyan Karta Hu Taki Main Genius Ban Saku
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Sher Ke Muh Par Ghunsa Mara Chite Ki Puch Khinch Di Aur Hathi Ko Utha Kar Niche Fenk Diya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Kuchh Nahin Bas Fir Khilane Wale Ne Mujhe Dukan Se Bahar Nikal Diya
Pappu: Yah Dekho Mera Naya Iphone 6 Garlfrend: O Janu Mujhe Bhi Dila Do Pappu: Tum Iphone 6 Rakh Kar Kya Karogi? Karni To Tumne Miss Call Hi Hoti Hai